Rule 1: Anyone who uses the word “crisis” is likely trying to part me from my money.
Rule 2: Anyone using the words “fair”, “equal” or “sustainable” is likely trying to part me from my freedom.
Fact: There will always be a leading cause of death.
Rule: There will always be someone who is eager to use this fact as an excuse for a new law to restrict someone else’s freedom.
(R) legislation = people protected by democrats,
(D) legislation = people protected by republicans,
bipartisan legislation = people getting screwed.