I’d like to be as kind as possible to these folks, but it’s difficult. Here are a few of the worst of the worst we’ve seenĀ recently. Or at least, the most entertaining.

1. In response to an email newsletter that included reports on 7 different issues:

I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOUR PLIGHT WITH GUN CONTROL AND WILL ALL YOU TIME TO RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE. I AM AN ACTIVIST YET DO NO WASTE MY TIME ON FRIVOLOUS CAUSES. i BELIEVE THE GUN CONTROL IS TOTALLY FRIVIoLIOUS THEREFORE, I AM COMPELLED TO NOT RECEIVE ANY FURTHER MESSAGES FROM YOU REGARDING THIS.

SINCERELY YOURS,
TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 2016
PS. THANK YOU GRAMMARLY.
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2. On Facebook: It’s not “illegal” it’s illegal to buy or sell it?

Bryan Coover Raw milk isn’t illegal, just selling it is. It really isn’t a big deal if people want to drink raw milk. Its the same as eating unwashed vegetables or eating raw hamberger. Take your chances with contamination if you wish. Look up the way you die when you get undulant fever.

3. On Facebook: Sarcasm from ignorance

JB Wagoner Stop the infringement! Tactical nukes for every man, woman and child! Right?

3. Ā by Email. Ā Unsolicited

On my Google plus about page, it says: I like to read books about presidents! I will be leaving you a 5 STAR on Amazon for this wonderful work of summarizing what it took me years to do and still have more to go… 1st thank you and HISTORY will thank you! 2nd, I am a Syrian American and if you knew all the facts, you would call \”OBAMA\” the most courageous constitutional adherent president EVER! James Madison can be called Father of the Constitution, in his biography, the framers struggled with putting that much power in 1 man… But I assure you he has not wasted it… Thing Destroying Saudi Monopoly Project and confiscating all their assets to fix our homeland SYRIA! Thank you OBAMA!

Michael Boldin